I feel they were looking at me and dON’T FUCKING JUDGE ME I WAS WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR THIS
"Sherlock, come here."
"What is it?"
"Not what, Sherlock, who. Look."
"It’s a girl. A teenager. She’s got parents who want the best for her but don’t always understand. She’s reticent around strangers and she runs a blog and…oh. OH!"
"What is it, Sherlock?"
"Can’t you see?"
"This girl is anything but ordinary. In fact, I’ve never seen anyone like this…"
"Sherlock, you okay?"
"Yes, fine, I’m fine. But this girl…she has infinite potential. I’ve never seen someone so extraordinary."
Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking
OH MY GOD.
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
There are some people that just can’t take a joke. What’s the point of living if you can’t laugh and have fun every once and a while?